When the Illusion of Protection

She said: assault rifles
He said: armor-piercing bullets

She said: stockpiled weapons
He said: caches of explosives

She said: paramilitary training
He said: nightscopes and infra-red sensors

She said: nontraceable gun powder
He said: ammonia nitrate fertilizer

Is All You Can Afford

They got guns, we got guns, all God's children got guns. We're going to walk all
over the battlefield 'cause all God's children got guns.

Marx Brother's, Duck Soup


A Fashion Arsenal

The most important security concern most Americans feel is walking through a city at night.

Former CIA Director, Bill Colby


The militia movement is like a brush fire on a hot summer day, atop a high and dry mountain ridge of the Idaho panhandle. As anyone in the panhandle can tell you, those brush fires have a way of getting out of control.

Daniel Junas, "The Rise of the Militias," Covert Action Quarterly, Spring 1995

Mock Bulletproof Attire

What's in:
Stockpiling vests for the millennium
What's out:
Stockpiling weapons for Armegeddon

Don't Leave Home Without One

You could be sitting at home watching TV and blam!
be shot off the couch by a smiling politician.

You could be standing at your front door scanning
the morning headlines and get blasted out of your
slippers by a rabid PAC (political action committee).

Friendly fire is coming at you from every direction.

Don't get caught in the cross fire.

Think survival!

For the peace of mind of your family--think vest!